1) Thou wilt not be a Dickie Doo, lest we become
Dickie Doos too.
2) We will not take thy photos in vain and sell
3) Thou will not covet those under
4) Thy true identity will be kept
5) Thou will not drone on and on about similar
6) Thou will not post photos of thy family
7) Thy confessions will try not to concentrate on
blow by blow recantations.
8) A rich man can no more get to Heaven than can a
camel pass through theeye of a needle, so don't default on subscriptions
if the time comes.
9) There is but one true 'handle' , and his name
may be 'MosesIronnob'....(or whatever your chosen one happens
10) Thou shall practice safe sex and not spread disease or plague.